I haven’t ridden for 13 days so I was very antsy to ride hard today to “blow out my cob-webs”. I figured somebody might get hurt on this journey, but maybe not. It might just hurt me since I have been off so long. But regardless of others, I was going to ride till it hurt me! The roads were nice and clear so there were no distractions and with 6 bikes my quest should be good, (Sgt Matt, Geek Greg, HankAndy1, Kong Andy2, Pops Tracy, Rob)(transitioning to new nick names). We started out descent, but when we turned south I pushed at 100% up to 27 mph and held it there. That’s fast, but with the tailwind I figured my band of warriors might survive it. I figured wrong! We lost Pops and Rob to the temptation of the mythical “Sirens” that lurk in the marshes of 100S to draw off riders and feed on their pain/fears.
With a 20 mph average we were building speed through the hills to almost 21 by the turnaround. On a couple of hills we paused for regrouping cutting about 70 seconds out of the pace clock. The surviving 4 made it to the lake crater where we lost Kong to a Sea monster snatching him out of the paceline ship. This lake is always treacherous to our Odysseys.
So the surviving 3 tried to stay tight and survive the trip home. Geek was pulling so hard today I yelled to him, “Looks like today is your day Geek”. And I fully intended on taking the last pull to lead him into the sprint. Then while traversing the dangerous 400 hills the 3 headed pace monster snatched Hank off of the back and then there were 2!
I traded pulls a few times with Geek. But then I started off on my last pull 1 full mile from the end fully expecting him to focus on my tail for safety until he could take the sprint win. But he lost focus on me and looked at Medusa standing near the last house and was turned to stone falling away due to the weight of his own body. As the only survivor I simply coasted across the finish line alone. 2nd fastest December of all time 21.8 mph!